Thank you God above for giving us George W. Bush, and for giving us John McCain and Sarah Palin.You see, Obama just isn't Christian enough for Victoria Jackson. Here's her advice for him:
Why am I voting for the fantastic McCain/Palin ticket? Simply because my "world view" is based on the belief that The Bible is the inerrant, holy, Word of God....
Obama, call me. I'll explain Christianity to you.Maybe, but probably not, since he looks a lot like the Anti-Christ.
Maybe you'll get saved and start loving unborn babies.
I don't want a political label, but Obama bears traits that resemble the anti- Christ...But the part I like best is when she explains Leviticus to us.
I was reading the other day in Leviticus 26:3-13, and Leviticus 26:14-25 and on, where God was warning the Israelites to obey him. In Lev. 26:14-16 it even says, "...if you despise my statutes...I will even appoint terror over you." I couldn't help but see a parallel to our country which was founded on the God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob.See what Obama could learn by calling Ms. Jackson? Terrorists are just God's way of punishing us for not loving him enough. It's all spelled out in Leviticus 26.
But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments; And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it. Leviticus 26:14-16
Listen up, America! If you don't elect John McCain and Sarah Palin, God will "appoint terror" over you and feed your children to the terrorists. (And if wasn't for George Bush keeping your sorry ass safe the last 7 years, your eyes would be rotting in their sockets and some Muslim would be chewing on your kid right now.)
But that's not the worst of it. As Victoria notes on her homepage, God's plans in Leviticus 26 go on and on and on. Elect McCain and Palin or:
- Ye shall be slain before your enemies. Leviticus 26:17
- They that hate you shall reign over you. 26:17
- I will punish you seven times more for your sins. 26:18
- I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins. 26:21
- I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children. 26:22
- Then ... I... will punish you yet seven times for your sins. (That makes 24 or so, I've lost count. Ask Victoria.) 26:24
- And I will bring a sword upon you. 26:25
- I will send the pestilence among you. 26:25
- Ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy. 26:25
- And when I have broken the staff of your bread, ten women shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall deliver you your bread again by weight: and ye shall eat, and not be satisfied. (I'm not sure what this means. But it sounds serious.) 26:26
- I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins. (That makes 35, I think.) 26:26
- And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. 26:27
So for the sake of your children, elect John McCain and Sarah Palin. Otherwise God will force you to eat them (your chldren, that is, not John and Sarah).