05 October 2008

Hey Sarah: God hates winkers

Don't you just hate it when Sarah Palin winks? Me too.

And so does the God of the Bible.
(Every time Sarah Palin winks, God kills a kitten. -- Lola-Cola)

Here's what the Bible says about it:

A naughty person, a wicked man [or woman], walketh with a froward mouth. He winketh with his eyes ... he deviseth mischief continually; he soweth discord. Therefore shall his calamity come suddenly; suddenly shall he be broken without remedy. Proverbs 6:12-15

He [or she] that winketh with the eye causeth sorrow: but a prating fool shall fall. Proverbs 10:10

Is that a prophecy? You Betcha! Sarah Palin is a winking fool that causes sorrow and discord wherever she goes.

So hopefully, she and McCain will fall on November 4 -- in fulfillment of the Bible's prophecy.

6 comments:

busterggi said...

Jezebel!

Christopher said...

Thanks for sharing, that's hilarious! Her winking was creeping me out!

Muhamad Lodhi said...

Yep, that's a prophecy.
She's playing havoc with the head (if you know what I mean).

Rune said...

Maybe the stupid bitch has put the lipstick in her eye.

FrodoSaves said...

I think part of me just died inside when I saw that photo

Jeffrey said...

>So hopefully, she and McCain will fall on November 4 -- in fulfillment of the Bible's prophecy.

You were right! Praise the Lord!