26 April 2009

What verse is Carrie Prejean reading?

It's hard to tell, but it looks like it's from near the end of the Old Testament.

It's probably something on Biblically correct "opposite marriage."

Maybe it's

Thou hast ... madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them. Ezekiel 16:17

Or

For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. Ezekiel 23:20

Or

Thou shalt ... pluck off thine own breasts: for I have spoken it, saith the Lord GOD. Ezekiel 23:34

Or

Drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered. Habakkuk 2:16

Or

Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces. Malachi 2:3

Which verse do you think it is?

10 comments:

FrodoSaves said...

I actually think it's Mao's Little Red Book.

"In order to build a great socialist society it is of the utmost importance to arouse the broad masses of women to join in productive activity."

She's just doing her part to arouse broad masses of women. To join in (re)productive activity. Mmm.

barriejohn said...

The complaint about Alan Duncan`s comments re Ms Prejean was made by Rev George Hargreaves, millionaire ex-musician, founder of "The Christian Party", and aspiring politician. (He also financed the bus-ad campaign which virtually said: "There IS a God, so vote for me"!! He has so far met with embarrassing failure - hence his pathetic attempts at self-publicity.) The best comment on this further sad episode in "Bonkers`" life appears in the online report by the Sun. According to them, Hargreaves said of the delectable Carrie: "I`d love to invite her over and take her round the House of Commons"!!! `Nuff said!!!!!

busterggi said...

Rev. 23:9 "Yea, though Satan shall be cast into the pit, thw Whore of Babylon shall be named Miss Congeniality."

Markus Arelius said...

Simply awesome! This is exactly what we need. Just when we thought the Elisabeth Hasselbecks and Megyn Kelly's were in short supply!

C Woods said...

It's so hard to choose. She's sort of smiling, seems happy, maybe thinking some erotic thoughts, so I pick #2.

matt311 said...

I think it's #3, as she doesn't quite appear to be understanding what's on the page... ;)

barriejohn said...

Well, it`s certainly not from II Kings 9, where Jezebel "painted her face, and tired her head" and came to a VERY sticky end (nothing to do with ejaculation either!). Nor would it be from I Peter 3, where it says of good Christian women: "Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing gold, or of putting on of apparel." Funny how selective these fundies are when it comes to obeying the commands of "The Inspired Word of God"!!

busterggi said...

Nope, last night's news confirmed it - she's reading Song of Solomon 87:23 "Thy breasts are like twin bags of saline."

barriejohn said...

You don`t have to search far in Solomon`s Song before you come across erotic material busterggi. "Thy twin breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies" etc! These passages cause much consternation in evangelical circles, and the brethren resort to omitting the more lurid verses in public reading, often without warning or explanation, which only serves to draw attention to them - hilarious!!

barriejohn said...

This bitch is campaigning to "Protect Religious Liberty" now!! (http://freethinker.co.uk ) I`m almost incandescent with rage!!!