Why should people care about football at all? "They shouldn't," sayeth the Brady. "Look at the attention I get: It's because I throw a football. But that's what society values. That's not what God values. God could give a shit, as far as I'm concerned. He didn't invent the game. We did. I have some eye-hand coordination, and I can throw the ball. I don't think that matters to God."And he's right about that.
God doesn't give a shit about football. Because God doesn't exist.
But if she did, she'd be a Patriot fan. (And you should be too.)