12 August 2015

Is Donald Trump "the trump of God"?

For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God. 1 Thessalonians 4:16

 

Well, he may very well be, at least so say the folks at the WorldNetDaily.

“Is it possible that there is a prophetic link to Donald Trump?” asks Mike Shoesmith during a recent broadcast on the Prophecy News Network.

“Could Donald Trump be a final warning to America to pay attention? To get rid of the liberal cancer which has infested the country? Could Donald Trump and his no-nonsense, anti-political-correctness speech be the final warning from God?”

And they do have a point here. The Donald does sound a lot like God, at least when he talks about women.

Here, for example, is his famous tweet after the republican debate. [His original tweet didn't include the "(NOSE).Just got on w/thought" part.]


And here are some similar-sounding tweets from God.

Thou shalt cast them away as a menstruous cloth. Isaiah 30:22

We are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rag. Isaiah 64:6

Jerusalem hath grievously sinned ... they have seen her nakedness: yea, she sigheth, and turneth backward. Her filthiness is in her skirts. Lamentations 1:8-9

Jerusalem is as a menstruous woman. Lamentations 1:17

I'm not sure which are worse, but they both speak the same language when it comes to women, and neither has time for political correctness.

So if God is looking for someone to serve as the trump of God, Donald Trump is probably the frontrunner.

2 comments:

Stephen said...

Channeling George Carlin: "If Donald Trump is the best god can inspire, I am not impressed."
Steve Weeks

Tom Vouray said...

He has already explained his plan - he will gather enough backing, then mysteriously drop out of the race and wait like the Godfather for the other candidates to come begging for his endorsement, in exchange for future political and economic favors.