New rule: If you're a Christian heavy metal singer, like this clod is, and you're accused of hiring a guy to kill your wife, as this clod was, you have to admit you're really just a regular heavy metal singer.
C'mon dude, read your bible. God says you're not allowed to kill your wife.
Unless she's gay
Their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature ... They which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. Romans 1:24-32
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13cheating
(In the spirit of the law this would probably apply to lesbians too.)
And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death. Leviticus 20:10a witch
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Exodus 22:18a fortune teller
(Exodus 22:19 is listed, but that refers to women that have sex with animals.)
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:27 (Not on Bill Maher's list, but would probably apply to fortune tellers.)not a virgin
And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire. Leviticus 21:9
If ... the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die. Deuteronomy 22:20-21worshiping another god
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. 2 Chronicles 15:13
If thou shalt hear say in one of thy cities ... men [or women] ... saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known ... Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword. Deuteronomy 13:12-15
If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that ... hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them ... Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die. Deuteronomy 17:2-5worshiping no god
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. 2 Chronicles 15:13cursing her dad
Whoso curseth his [or her] father or his mother, his [or her] lamp shall be put out in obscure darkness. Proverbs 20:20 (Not highlighted in the SAB. I need to add this one. Thanks Bill!)
For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him. Leviticus 20:9hitting her dad
He [or she] that smiteth his [or her] father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. Exodus 21:15ignoring a priest
The man [or woman, I suppose] that ... will not hearken unto the priest ... or unto the judge, even that man shall die. Deuteronomy 17:12approaching a tabernacle
Those to encamp before the tabernacle ... were Moses and Aaron and his sons ... any one else who came near was to be put to death. Numbers 3:38 (Revised Standard Version) [Not on the Maher's list, but probably applies.]or working on Sunday.
My sabbaths ye shall keep: for it is a sign between me and you throughout your generations ... Ye shall keep the sabbath ... every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death. Exodus 31:13-14Otherwise hands off.
Oh, and Ecclesias [Ecclesiastes] says, "the wind continually blows."
The wind ... whirleth about continually. Ecclesisates 1:6But not as hard as Christian rock.
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Luv Bill!!!
When I first heard this story I laughed, and hearing Bill giving Christian reasons for killing your wife just makes it better.
I am just glad he got caught before his wife actually got murdered.
How many people still don't understand that the Old Testament was an ancient guide to running a Theocracy not a Democracy???
Do you want to live under a regime like that? You better pray they never get control of our government.
I like to listen to a "thumper" radio station when there's nothing good on Public Radio. It's almost constantly entertaining... until they start playing the christian rock. It's pretty much either breathy male singers moaning about how their god is a loving god to a backdrop of power chords, or a delicate female singing something like "softly and tenderly Jesus is waiting..."
Then it's back to NPR no matter how boring it is!
Steve Weeks
This is a great site that honestly trashes the Bible.
I concentrate on the Bible but I also expose the Koran as well.
Robert makes a great point. Mosiac law is as brutal as Sharia law.
@Stephen, I love to troll Christian Chatrooms. I would love to organize a mass trolling of a Christian Chat Room.
You may want to embed this this in one of your articles. It about Jesus wising up and confronting his brutal father.
https://soundcloud.com/cg-brady/jcs-lament-1
I think I'm in love with this blog and I've only known about it's existence for five minutes.
Part (2) Also there is a part of the Bible where Jesus-Christ (Jehoshua is his truth name)recommends that if we wish to enter the kingdom of God which is within our selves (more exactly inside our * right brain half) we heed to practice the practice of a single eye (single eye is a pineal gland of the brain or so called third eye or extrasensory organ of our body or awareness itself) and non thinking. Both practices singel eye and nonthinking are actually MEDIATION. bIBLE INDICATES HERE THAT WE SHOULD START TO PRACTICE MEDIATION. Look now at Matthew 6 : 22. and it says : “the light of the body is the eye, if therefore your eye be single, your body will fill with light (with radiating glow).”
22The light of the body is the eye: If therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shalbe full of light. The light to your body is your one eye.pineal gland and secreting hormone called Melatonin, which is the skin lightener, which is the another point for those of you know, scientifically motivated, because here is Jesus saying: “If you practice the single Eye, your body will fill with the light, and the scientist would say if you stimulate the pineal gland, your body will fill with Melatonin..
23 But if thine eye be euill, thy whole body shall be full of darknesse. If therfore the light that is in thee be darkenesse, how great is that darkenesse? How do you stimulate the pineal gland of the brain?
Turn on Mathews 6, 25 to Mathews 6, 33 it says :
“Take no thoughts”!!!!! It says it 5 times. “ Separate from the thoughts of the mind!!! Turn on Mathews 6, 25 to Mathews 6, 33 it says :
“Take no thoughts”!!!!! It says it 5 times. “ Separate from the thoughts of the mind!!!
Now go on genesis 32: 30 to see where Jacob by *resling with one man (one mana or one or onness is symbol for God=Good) met god face to face. (*Resilng is symbolical allegorical in dark saying in hidden for presented mediation) => Genesis 32: 30 And Iacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I haue seene God face to face, and my life is preserued. Genesis 32: 30 “ And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel for I have seen God face to face !!!you do not need to be a nuclear scientist, you do not need to be a road scholar . It is obvious...what Jacob says !!! Well when you look at the new testament, what they call it the single eye, (the single I) , then when you look what Jacob called the peniel gland, whether you understand the relationship between Melatonin and light ...and so on...it say : “there is something that had been told you in hidden form about place known as Penial ”So we gut to start learning how to interpret scripture !!! ...not just Biblical scripture, you have to learn how to interpret the sutras of Buddha, how to interpret the Vedas of Krishna, how to interpret the Koran as the Sufi Muslims do.
But what you doing, and what has happened to our country and our world, is that by interpreting these things literally, had totally distorted that, which we call Gods word.
And we are paying dearly for!
For most of the people Bible is a religious book. But realistically observed there is no religion in it, there is no spirituality in it, … actually the Bible is a book of psychology, more exactly the book of cosmic psychology, and hidden behind all of these Bible ancient words are the clues to the development of the human mind and is very interesting for people to understand the Bible is in the Old Testament especially, and in a much of the thought of the New Testament, oriental , it is an oriental book. In fact in the Bible is one of the oldest plays or dramas ever composed and it's a book called “The of Job” and its pure orient . It comes from the ancient places of the East.People in the Bible never existed. Fare more important to understand that they represent parts of you / an aspects of your own mind !!! And that makes it not only very personal, but it opens to you possibilities that are tremendously long range when you think of, hey=> what is been said, by what authority all this been said, and can I connect them to the aspects of my own self ? Here is for us to see Bible NOTICE that events in Bible never happened and people from the Bible never existed: Psalm 78 verse 2.I will open my mouth in parables... (A parable is a type of analogy. noun 1. a short allegorical story designed to illustrate or teach some truth, religious principle, or moral lesson. 2. a statement or comment
that conveys a meaning indirectly by the use of comparison, analogy, or the like.) I will say dark (in hidden form) saying of old.When you see the word “this is an allegory / parable, dark sayings ” it meansyou can run away with this thing and began to explore the symbolic meanings, because allegory / parable, dark sayings ” means this thing didn't happened, it means that they are deep mystical symbolic stories,that have a content concerning the human mind and the deep realms of consciousness !!!Psalm 78 verse 2 I will open my mouth in a parable: I wil vtter darke sayings of old:Which we have heard and known and which our old fathers (ancestors) told us... 2. I will open my mouth with aparable; I will utter hidden things, things from of old--Psalm: 78: 3 Which we haue heard, & known: and our fathers haue told 3.stories we have heard and known, stories our ancestors handed down to us. Proverbs 1: 6 To vnderstand a prouerbe, and the interpretation; the wordes of the wise, and their darke sayings. 6. for understanding proverbs and parables, the sayings and riddles of the wise.
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