08 February 2010

God killed 70,000 because David did a census that God (or Satan) told him to do

Chapter 85 in Drunk with Blood: God's killings in the Bible.

2 Samuel 24.1, 1 Chronicles 21.1

Estimated Number Killed: 200,000

Number of Israelite men killed: 70,000

Table of God's killings

Who has killed more Satan or God?

God's next killing

More information about God's killings, with a chapter on each of the 135 killing events, can be found int the book:

Drunk With Blood: God's killings in the Bible

8 comments:

matt311 said...

When your own chosen king, who's probably as violent as you, thinks you're going too far with the bloodlust... you know you've overreached, as a God.

Also, Steve; what the hell happened to the Brick Testament? There hasn't been any updates on that site since last year, at the latest...

Steve Wells said...

I'm not sure what's up with the Brick Testament. I suggested that he start on the Book of Mormon, since that has so many fun stories in it. But I doubt that he will.

Maybe he's gone on to other things. I'm hoping that I'll do that too someday, if I live long enough!

skanksta said...

Steve, I never want you to do other things !
Real shame about TBT...

Abeille said...

God is just. Therefore, whatever he does is just?

matt311 said...

Steve, how are you going to illustrate God's killings once you get to stories that aren't covered by The Brick Testament?

Steve Wells said...

Well, I don't think that will be much of a problem, matt, since there are Brick Testament stories for almost all of them. I think that's part of the reason why new stories haven't been added lately -- most of the fun ones have already been done.

Matt S said...

I think the solution seems to go get some lego and make it yourself/selves.

Fernando said...

"This worked out well. Killing 200,000 Israelites but not harming David will teach him not to take a census when I tell him to take a census."

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't stop laughing here hahahahhahah !!!!