OK, I'm not sure about this. Jesus might not have anything written on his testicles.
But he does have something written on his thigh, at least if you believe the Book of Revelation.
Here's what it looks like.
But since "thigh" is a biblical euphemism for testicle, it may be that Jesus has "King of Kings and Lord of Lords" tattooed on his testicles (or more likely, his scrotum).
Wouldn't that be cool?
I'll bet he has "King of Kings" on one side, and "Lord of Lords" on the other.
He's the type.
And it would go well with the rest of his outfit.
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Hahaha. That's just awesome. (I want to ask what Mary Magdalene thinks about those tats but...no.)
Wonder if the Magdeline has a tramp stamp too?
Wow, that's scary. So on Judgment Day, you'll know it's Jesus if some scary fellow teabags you and you see writing on his sack. Got it.
He will rule them with an iron rod. Is this a 'gigolo' reference of something ?
Why a horse and why a sword. Why not a Harley Davidson and a shotgun like in Terminator 2 ?
.......... far more scarier.
Holy shit! The good Rev. has done it again, it seems...
Maybe this is the way to go when arguing with Bible-believers. "Did you know Jesus has a tattoo on his balls?" ("This I know, for the Bible tells me so!")
If they protest that the mark is on his "thigh", then you'd just ask them do some research on the subject of the meaning of thighs in the Bible and the shared origin of the words "testament" and "testes".
They might never view Jesus or the Testaments the same way!
you guys are rediculous...you talk of such nonsense about Jesus Christ.
But the nonsense is right out of the Book of Revelation. You believe in the Revelation, don't you Salman?
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I love this post... Jesus is coming back in style - with tats - and his posse!
I can see it now!
Think Vin Diesel.
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