- Chapter 95 in Drunk with Blood: God's killings in the Bible.
- 1 Kings 20.29
- Estimated Number Killed: 100,000
- Syrians
- Estimated Number Killed: 100,000
- Table of God's killings
- Who has killed more Satan or God?
- God's next killing
- Who has killed more Satan or God?
More information about God's killings, with a chapter on each of the 135 killing events, can be found int the book:
9 comments:
That wall-thing is one of my favourites :)
Would Adonai send a wall in e-mail nowdays? Then we could call him Wall-E. (I try to refer to that stupid cartoon if it's not obvious.)
Just when you think he's come off his period, he gets stuck in to another 127,000 murders !
Now is this the same Yahweh that is worshipped today in many churches named El Shaddai (god of the hills of Shaddai)?
If so, when did he change his mind?
"It was a really big wall."
Egads, that is laugh out loud funny. I'm going to tell this one to my kids (17 and 14) and I am sure I will get their usual bible-story reaction: they'll be giggling and laughing and challenging me to prove it, because they'll think I am just making it up.
God. Yer ridiculous.
Noticed some mistypes.
The first quote has a capital "I" in kings.
Two lines below that, God is going to show Ahab that He is the Lord?
(*that and *He?)
Then the link in the next quote, 1 Kings 20:28
Thanks for the corrections, Abeille.
This is nearly the exact same story as the previous Killing... save for the fact that in this one, God doesn't like one of the many names that people in that time called him.
Ah, creativity.
Atheist proof number 57.
Last night I concentrated hard as follows....
I concentrated all my mind on seeking out God. I said, "God, you have no power over me at all on the plains - why, you're just a god of the hills! - what do you think about that?" Finally, (and I wish I had one of those cool linky things - Steve?), I cursed the holy ghost.
Then, I slept in my dreadful corporate quarters - next to the edge of an abandoned factory, which is slowly being demolished - RIGHT NEXT TO A HUGE WALL THAT COULD EASILY FALL DOWN.
I'm still here - woo !
That's a zinger re: Gettysburg
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