18 February 2010

God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling him a God of the hills

Chapter 95 in Drunk with Blood: God's killings in the Bible.

1 Kings 20.29

Estimated Number Killed: 100,000

Syrians

Table of God's killings

Who has killed more Satan or God?

God's next killing

More information about God's killings, with a chapter on each of the 135 killing events, can be found int the book:

Drunk With Blood: God's killings in the Bible

9 comments:

twillight said...

That wall-thing is one of my favourites :)

Would Adonai send a wall in e-mail nowdays? Then we could call him Wall-E. (I try to refer to that stupid cartoon if it's not obvious.)

skanksta said...

Just when you think he's come off his period, he gets stuck in to another 127,000 murders !

busterggi said...

Now is this the same Yahweh that is worshipped today in many churches named El Shaddai (god of the hills of Shaddai)?

If so, when did he change his mind?

Daniel said...

"It was a really big wall."

Egads, that is laugh out loud funny. I'm going to tell this one to my kids (17 and 14) and I am sure I will get their usual bible-story reaction: they'll be giggling and laughing and challenging me to prove it, because they'll think I am just making it up.

God. Yer ridiculous.

Abeille said...

Noticed some mistypes.
The first quote has a capital "I" in kings.
Two lines below that, God is going to show Ahab that He is the Lord?
(*that and *He?)
Then the link in the next quote, 1 Kings 20:28

Steve Wells said...

Thanks for the corrections, Abeille.

Matthew Blanchette said...

This is nearly the exact same story as the previous Killing... save for the fact that in this one, God doesn't like one of the many names that people in that time called him.

Ah, creativity.

skanksta said...

Atheist proof number 57.


Last night I concentrated hard as follows....

I concentrated all my mind on seeking out God. I said, "God, you have no power over me at all on the plains - why, you're just a god of the hills! - what do you think about that?" Finally, (and I wish I had one of those cool linky things - Steve?), I cursed the holy ghost.

Then, I slept in my dreadful corporate quarters - next to the edge of an abandoned factory, which is slowly being demolished - RIGHT NEXT TO A HUGE WALL THAT COULD EASILY FALL DOWN.
I'm still here - woo !

Matt S said...

That's a zinger re: Gettysburg