22 February 2010

A skeptic is trampled to death

Chapter 103 in Drunk with Blood: God's killings in the Bible.

2 Kings 7.17-20

Number Killed: 1

A skeptical officer

Table of God's killings

Who has killed more Satan or God?

God's next killing

More information about God's killings, with a chapter on each of the 135 killing events, can be found int the book:

Drunk With Blood: God's killings in the Bible

8 comments:

skanksta said...

I vote 0 and it goes in your sub-folder of god-approved killings.

You can afford to be strict. It's not as if Yahweh is short for blood on his hands. Definitely >1,000 for the Moabites in G90K, though - sorry to go on, feel strongly about that one.

Junotheloon said...

While personally I think you should count it, in order for your count to be fair and accurate, I wouldn't. For situations like this, I would start a new count for killings God did not necessarily kill, but didn't stop (something along these lines). Basically, start a new column in your counting and add it there. That way, no one can say you were trying to embellish the already absurd number of deaths by God.

Richard said...

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joshua said...

This is like the killing of journalists in Russia - you can't prove who did it, but it sure sends a message.

twillight said...

I think it was a killing with G*d-allowed magic.

G*d is not at all blamed (except as source of that magic). The question is more like: did Elija just saw the future (unlikely), or changed it (seems so).

busterggi said...

Count it!

Never undercount a homicidal deity.

Nathan said...

Why would anyone want to buy bird poop, regardless of the economic conditions?

Matthew Blanchette said...

It's some tasty shit once you've feasted on nothing but donkey brains for a week...