01 July 2015

What's next after Gay Marriage? (According to Bible believers)

Here's what to look for in the near future, now that same-sex marriage is legal in all fifty states.

Gay people will go door-to-door demanding to have sex with Christians.

Here is how Pastor Tim Brooks explains it:

Here is the only thing that will satisfy this agenda. And it's very clear: participation. We want you to come out of your house and participate with us.

Now as I read this story [Genesis 19], Lot was not forcing his lifestyle on them. ... He never even brought that up. They are trying to force their lifestyle on him. ... "Come out and have sex with us." ...

They're going to force participation. And Rick, that's what we're seeing around the country.
If you flip the page over to Judges chapter 19, it's shocking. It's almost word for word the same story.
They're traveling, they stop for the night in the town square, ... the old man says, "You can't stay in the town square."

Go back to Genesis 19:2, "You can't stay in the town square."

Wow! It's unsafe in a city where the homosexual agenda has control.

That's right, folks!

It'll be just like those Bible stories: the story of Lot in Genesis 19 and the story of the Levite and his concubine in Judges 19. Every man in every city in the United States will soon be knocking on the door of every good Christian.

Luckily, these Bible stories show Christian men how to respond. (I wonder why Pastor Brooks didn't mention these righteous responses.)

When the homosexuals come knocking, asking to "know" you, do what the just and righteous Lot did: offer them your virgin daughters instead. Then later, after God smashes and burns everyone in the city, get drunk and impregnate them.

Or do as the Levite did: offer them your concubine. The next morning if your concubine expires on your doorstep, chop up her body and send the pieces to Christians throughout the U.S. This will alert other believers and begin a holy war like it did in Judges 20.

So the next time you hear a knock at the door, it won't be Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormon missionaries. It'll be every male in town requesting your participation.

Just make sure you have a virgin daughter or concubine nearby.

1 comment:

Stephen said...

Hey, Tim:
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean Teh Gheys aren't coming to have sex with you. Better carry a little emergency KY with you at all times.
Steve Weeks