Now here is something I can agree with Allah on!
Little is that which they believe. 2:88b
There is little in the Quran that I believe. Actually nothing. It's all complete bullshit to me.
And because I disbelieve in his bullshit, Allah has cursed me.
The curse of Allah is on disbelievers. 2:88a
And is my enemy.
Allah (Himself) is an enemy to the disbelievers. 2:98
And will torture me forever after I die.
They have incurred anger upon anger. For disbelievers is a shameful doom. 2:90
For disbelievers is a painful doom. 2:104
But then I deserve it. Allah revealed clear tokens and only miscreants will disbelieve in them.
We have revealed unto thee clear tokens, and only miscreants will disbelieve in them. 2:99
Of course, non-believers won't be the only people in hell.
Evil people will also be there.
Whosoever hath done evil and his sin surroundeth him; such are rightful owners of the Fire; they will abide therein. 2:81
Along with those (like the Christians) who believe only part of the scripture.
Believe ye in part of the Scripture and disbelieve ye in part thereof? And what is the reward of those who do so save ignominy in the life of the world, and on the Day of Resurrection they will be consigned to the most grievous doom. 2:85
And Jews, who are, according to Allah (bless his heart), "the greediest of mankind."
And thou wilt find them greediest of mankind for life and (greedier) than the idolaters. (Each) one of them would like to be allowed to live a thousand years. And to live (a thousand years) would be no means remove him from the doom. 2:96
Richard Dawkins has famously said that the God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction. I'm starting to think that Allah is even more unpleasant.