Science proves Muhammad right: Dogs avoid the E-W direction when pooping (because dogs are devils)

A recent study in Frontiers of Zoology has found that dogs use the earth's magnetic field to align themselves in a North-South direction while defecating or urinating.

Our analysis ... indicates that dogs not only prefer N-S direction, but at the same time they also avoid E-W direction.

This preference for N-S alignment was strictly forbidden by Muhammad, who insisted on facing east or west while answering the call of nature while out in the open spaces.

Allah's Apostle said, "If anyone of you goes to an open space for answering the call of nature he should neither face nor turn his back towards the Qibla; he should either face the east or the west." Bukhari-1.4.146

And why would dogs disobey Muhammad on so important a matter?

Because dogs are devils (especially the black ones).

The Messenger of Allah ... said: The black dog is a devil.
Sahih Muslim Book 004, Hadith Number 1032

And all of them should be killed (for pooping in the N-S direction?).

Allah's Apostle ordered that the dogs should be killed.
Bukhari-4.54.540

Surely this is one of the greatest miracles of Islam! Muhammad, who was illiterate and ignorant in science, was able to predict the direction of dog poops 1400 years before modern science discovered it.

If this doesn't convert you to Islam, nothing will.

The worst beasts in Allah's sight

The Quran (24:45) says that all animals were created by Allah. But not all animals were created equal.

Take apes, pigs, and dogs, for example. Here's what the Quran says about them.

And ye know of those of you who broke the Sabbath, how We said unto them: Be ye apes, despised and hated! 2:65

(Worse is the case of him) whom Allah hath cursed, him on whom His wrath hath fallen and of whose sort Allah hath turned some to apes and swine. 5:60

So when they took pride in that which they had been forbidden, We said unto them: Be ye apes despised and loathed! 7:166

Therefor his likeness is as the likeness of a dog: if thou attackest him he panteth with his tongue out, and if thou leavest him he panteth with his tongue out. Such is the likeness of the people who deny Our revelations. 7:176

But there are some things that Allah likes even less than apes, pigs, and dogs.

Lo! the worst of beasts in Allah's sight are the deaf, the dumb, who have no sense [Non-muslims]. 8:22

Lo! the worst of beasts in Allah's sight are the ungrateful who will not believe. 8:55

Lo! those who disbelieve, among the People of the Scripture and the idolaters, will abide in fire of hell. They are the worst of created beings. 98:6

So there you have it. Non-muslims are "the worst beasts in Allah's sight."

Now that you know who (and what) you are, why not join with the Sons (and Daughters) of Apes and Pigs?

Name your dog Muhammad

The Sudanese government released Gillian Gibbons, who was imprisoned for allowing her students to name a teddy bear Muhammad. If it weren't for British intervention, she might have gotten 40 lashes or even faced the death penalty. I guess it offends Muslims when inanimate objects are named Muhammad.

Which is why I now name pretty much everything Muhammad. I named my bike Muhammad, and my favorite rocking chair. And my laptop. I just wish I had a teddy bear. Oh well, maybe Santa will bring me one for Christmas. (Some brave person should sell "Muhammad" teddy bears. She'd probably make a fortune before getting beheaded.)

But the best thing to name Muhammad is a dog.

Muhammad didn't like dogs much. He thought that they were dirty and evil (black ones especially). He said that angels refuse to enter a house if there's dog a inside, and that whatever good deeds a person might do are undone by owning a dog.

So do a good deed that can't be undone. Name your dog Muhammad. (I think I will, if I can talk my wife into letting me have one.)