04 November 2006

Ted Haggard: It's written in the Bible

Pastor Ted had this to say in the Jesus Camp movie:
We've decided the Bible is the Word of God. We don't have to have a general assembly about what we believe. It's written in the Bible. So we don't have to debate about what we should think about homosexual activity. It's written in the Bible.

And he's right about that, too. It is written in the Bible. It not only condemns homosexual activity, but it defines the punishment for it.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13

Since it is so clearly written in the Bible, Bible believers have only three choices: kill Pastor Ted (assuming he had sex with a male prostitute), remove Leviticus 20:13 from the Bible, or reject the Bible entirely.

I recommend the third option.


DirkStar said...

What is the difference between michael Jackson and pastor Ted?
ANS: Michael can sing...

Anonymous said...

The flying spagetti monster says that pastor ted is the gay antichrist. We should stone him to be safe

Anonymous said...

I think it's fine time the Evangelicals demonstrated their belief in the perfect word of the Bible. It says kill him; let thine stoning begin.

Unknown said...

3rd option here.

Anonymous said...

3rd option: "Go and sin no more".

Ahren said...

4th option: realize that the Bible does not in fact condemn loving homosexual relationships, but only prostitution, pedarasty, slavery, and pagan sex worship.

I choose that one.

Asana Bodhitharta said...

You should know that marriage is a commitment of
continuous engagement. If a man and a woman desire
each other and commit they shall be considered
married. If they are not ready to be married then they
should refrain from entanglement. Never shall two men
be acceptable in marriage. However if a man has
committed to another man in the past and has since
refrained from the commitment out of repentance then
he shall be Forgiven, for God is the Acceptor of sincere