27 July 2008

Things that are easy for Allah

Some things are especially easy for Allah. Here's Allah's easy list from the Quran.

Making disbelievers' efforts fruitless.

Such have not believed. Therefore Allah maketh their deeds fruitless. And that is easy for Allah. 33:19

Leading disbelievers down the road to hell.

Lo! those who disbelieve and deal in wrong, Allah will never forgive them, neither will He guide them unto a road, Except the road of hell, wherein they will abide for ever. And that is ever easy for Allah. 4:168-9

Casting people into the Fire.

We shall cast him into Fire, and that is ever easy for Allah. 4:30

Doubly punishing Muhammad's wives for lewdness.

O ye wives of the Prophet! Whosoever of you committeth manifest lewdness, the punishment for her will be doubled, and that is easy for Allah. 33:30


Ian Hewitt said...

Do you get the feeling that perhaps Allah is just showing off?


krew09 said...

do you know the origins of the Quran??? rehashed stories of Babylonia and Sumerian religions

sconnor said...

Let's not forget about the christian god.

"Ah Lord God! ... there is nothing too hard for thee." -- Jeremiah 32:17

Oh man, I can see it now -- God and Allah enter the Octagon, in the most explosive fight ever. Who will be the undisputed champion of the world? Will it be God -- nothing too hard for thee -- creator of the universe or Allah -- that's too easy -- creator of all things?!?! Fans won't be disappointed, when these two Deities of power, clash, in the upcoming Ultimate Fighting Championship!

And let's not forget who will be watching this -- waiting in the wings -- the one who will challenge the victor -- THE MIGHTY THOR!


Steve Wells said...

Yeah, you're right, sconner.

I bet confounding unbelievers, leading them astray, sending them to hell, and burning them forever is easy peesy lemon squeezy for the Bible god, too.

But what would he do with Muhammad's lewd wives?

A Voice of Sanity said...

Such have not believed. Therefore Allah maketh their deeds fruitless. And that is easy for Allah. 33:19

Yet the West doesn't believe - and their deeds are the reverse of fruitless. It is the Muslims that have done nothing, produced nothing of value for hundreds of years. Their present wealth is due to oil - a lucky accident they didn't even know about and couldn't exploit.