That's not the title of a parody article from the Onion; it's Bryan Fischer's post at the American Family Association.
Now Bryan says that God is sending out the beasts to kill us all for disobeying his statutes.
...one of the consequences for a nation which walks in his statues is that it will have nothing to fear from wild animals. “If you walk in my statutes...I will remove harmful beasts from the land” (Lev. 26:3,6).
On the other hand, “[I]f you will not listen to me and will not do all these commandments...I will let loose the wild beasts against you” (Lev. 26:14,22).
God has "set loose the wild beasts against" us, just like he said he'd do in Leviticus 26.
Pretty soon God is going to force us to eat our own children (also in Leviticus 26).
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. Leviticus 26:29"
Bryan can hardly wait.