Well, I try hard to offend the Quran. I just don't know how to offend a fucking book.
So I offend Islam instead.
Maybe I'm already banned, though. Someone emailed me (back when Pakistan banned Facebook for the "Draw Muhammad Day" thing) and told me that the SAQ was blocked in Pakistan. Maybe it still is. Could someone from Pakistan check and let me know?
That would be so cool. Then I'd know for sure that I had succeeded in offending that (god-awful) book.