18 August 2011

Doug Wilson quotes Ezekiel 23:20 (NSFW)

"Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts." Ezekiel 23:19-21

Is that pornographic? Did we really need to know how the Assyrians were hung, and how they ejaculated? Well, apparently God thinks so. Every word is profitable, right? Doug Wilson: On Being a Tricky Dancer

Pastor Doug quoted this pornographic passage from Ezekiel to defend a guy named Mark Driscoll, who is the featured speaker at next month's Christ Church conference, right here in Moscow, Idaho.

You see, Mark Driscoll "sees things."

Jesus shows him X-rated movies of people in his congregation having sex.

Here, I'll let MD tell you about it.

But, hey, Doug says, if God can talk about donkey dicks and horse-like splooge in Ezekiel 23:20 (for no apparent reason), then Mark Driscoll can talk about his dirty movies at the Christ Church conference.

You can register for the conference here.


Christian New Wire: Sexpert Pastor Mark Driscoll is Told, 'Enough is Enough'
Pyromaniacs: Pornographic Divination
Pyromaniacs: Let's not dance around the real issue
The Christian World View - Mark Driscoll: Is He Qualified To Lead?

7 comments:

NFQ said...

WHAT.

Mark Driscoll is such a weird, weird dude. Never ceases to amaze.

It's always the people who moralize at the top of their lungs about gendered and sexual behavior who have really complicated sexual stuff going on in their own heads. Maybe Pastor Mark needs to deal with his constant visualization of everybody in his church getting raped and molested, work out what that says about himself, before he goes on lecturing about what a good Christian man ought to be like.

Also, who are these molesters who, when asked by an apparently ignorant victim decades later, say, "Yep, I molested you"?

curious cuber said...

The really vile thing about this is that, because all rational people realize this guy is completely lying through his teeth, the detailed descriptions of the stories (that he created) attest to his mental deficiencies.

Tosis said...

"Hey Grandpa, my preacher wanted me to ask you if you molested me when I was a kid."

"Yep, sure did. Thought you'd be too young to remember."

"K. Thanks."

nazani said...

I enjoyed the click-through to Christian New Wire, which in turn featured a link to the site Christian Nymphos.

Stephen said...

Ooooh! The "Gift of Discernment".. I wants it, Precious!
What a douchebag.
Steve Weeks

starcrashx said...

He's not "coming out with this publically" because He'd be on TV all the time??? How did I view him talking about this if it was so private?

And why wouldn't he want to PROVE God's existence by lending it such substantial weight as a paranormal ability? Why not take James Randi up on his offer of $1 million?

It's shameful that a Christian would lie so blatantly.

skanksta said...

lol @ Tosis :)