27 October 2010

Current's Wager

If you wear garlic around your neck and vampires don't exist, you have nothing to lose.

But if vampires do exist and you don't have garlic around your neck, you have everything to lose. (About 12 pints of blood, anyway.)

So wearing garlic around your neck for your whole entire life is clearly the safest bet.

1 comment:

nazani said...

There are so many cute, inexpensive charms available in craft stores these days- why not make a charm bracelet with a crosse, leprechaun, unicorn, crescent & star, pentacle, etc. Something to offend everyone.