08 August 2013

Today is Eid al-Fitr - Let's Fast!

You probably missed it, but last night, just after sundown, the crescent moon was visible in the western sky, marking the end of Ramadan. So the month of sleeping all day and partying all night is over. Now it's feast time, bitches! If you're Muslim, that is.

In fact, if you are a Muslim you must eat today. It is your religious obligation. It is completely haram to fast today.
The Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, forbade fasting on these two days - the day you break your fast (after Ramadan), and the day you eat from your sacrifice (after Hajj) . (Sunan Ibn Majah)
So I'm fasting today. All day. In honor of Muhammad (Peanut Butter and Jelly Be Upon Him).

Okay, I might eat a little pork now and then.

1 comment:

Stephen said...

Man, there's some crazy stuff on that "Ask Questions" web site.
"Does ejaculation due to lustful thoughts break fast?"
I'd say if you ejaculate just by having a lustful thought, you need to get laid more often. ^_^
Steve Weeks