Blogging the Book of Mormon
- First Nephi
- 1: And it came to pass exceedingly
- 2: The incredible journey begins
- 3: Oh my heck! We forgot the brass plates!
- 4: Better for one man to die than a whole nation dwindle in unbelief
- 5: After this manner of language did they speak
- 6: It mattereth not to me that I am particular
- 7: Oh Fetch! We forgot the fricken women!
- 8: Pointing the finger of scorn at Lehi's magic happy-fruit tree
- 9: Nephi names his plates
- 10: Lehi proves Jesus wrong by becoming the greatest prophet ever
- 11: A spirit shows Nephi all the shit his dad saw
- 12: Those who dwindle in unbelief will become dark, loathsome, filthy, idle, and abominable people
- 13: Satan founds the Catholic church, Columbus discovers America, and Joseph Smith fixes the Bible
- 14: There are only two churches - the church of God (the Mormons) and the church of the devil (everyone else)
- 15: Nephi explains his dad's magic tree (again)
- 16: A group marriage, magic brass ball, and broken steel bow
- 17: The Trip to Bountiful
- 18: Nephi discovers America
- 19: Zenos' Paradox
- 20-21: I will feed them with their own flesh; they shall be drunken with their own blood
- 22: Someday Catholics will all get drunk on their own blood
- Second Nephi
- 1-3: A tale of four Josephs and loads of loin fruit
- 4-5: Because of their unbelief, the Lamanites are cursed, receive a skin of blackness
- 6: Someday God will force non-Mormons to eat their own flesh and get drunk on their own blood.
- 7-9: Tomorrow is a Latter Day
- 10: Wicked Jews, Blessed Gentiles, and a Completely Mormon America (with a Mormon president)
- 11-24: Padding Isaiah
- 25: Nephi speaks (somewhat) plainly about Jews, Jesus, and Joseph Smith
- 26: All those who have dwindled in unbelief shall not be forgotten.
- 27: The Book of Mormon prophesies itself
- 28-29: A Bible! A Bible! We don't need another Bible!
- 30: They shall be a white and delightsome people.
- 31-33: Nephi makes an end of his prophesying and proposes a simple test
- Jacob
- 1-2: Polygamy, riches, and the Lord's delight in chaste women 3: Repent or "their skins will be whiter than yours." 4: On the difficulty of engraving words upon plates
- 5: A tale of two olive trees (and a new SAB category) 6-7: The sign of Sherem
- Enos
- You've done an awesome job, Enos!
- Jarom
- Jarom writes a few words about the Lamanites (who love murder and drink the blood of beasts)
- Omni
- The Book of Omni: The Nephites discover the Mulekites and Jaredites (who also sailed from Israel to America)
- Words of Mormon
- Words of Mormon - whispered by the Spirit of the Lord to Mormon Jr.
- Mosiah
- 1: King Benjamin teaches his sons Reformed Egyptian
- 2-6: The King's Speech
- 7: A Nephite Family Reunion
- 8: A seer is greater than an prophet
- 9: Mosiah 9: The start of the Record of Zeniff
- 10: 22 years of peace
- 11: Wicked King Noah
- 12-13: Abinadi's Trial
- 14: A Complete Waste of a Golden Plate
- 15: O, how beautiful upon the mountains are their feet!
- 16-17: The end of Abinadi
- 18: Mormon, Mormon, Mormon, Mormon, Mormon!
- 19: Lamanite Attack!
- 20: Stolen Daughters
4 comments:
do you have 3rd Nephi?
Well, yeah, sort of, anyway.
I have 3 Nephi at the SABoM, but I haven't blogged it yet. When I get to 3 Nephi on the blog, I'll be adding a lot of notes that I missed the first time around.
I'm wondering, have you finished the Book of Mormon?
Unknown,
No, we haven't finished blogging the Book of Mormon yet. (Philip is on Mosiah 20 now.)
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