06 February 2011

A prayer from Psalm 58: Ask God to make someone die like an aborted fetus.

In a previous post, I mentioned the biblically correct way to have an abortion. You can find it in Numbers 5:11-31, where God describes the procedure in detail.

The Bible says other interesting things about abortion, but there's something I've missed up to now. So I thought I'd share it with you here.

I found it in Psalm 58.

There are only two kind of people in Psalm 58: righteous people and wicked people. Wicked people are wicked from the start, in the womb before they are even born. And they begin speaking lies as soon as they are born, before they can even talk.

The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies. Psalm 58:3

Righteous people ask God to break the teeth of wicked people and then cut their toothless bodies into pieces.

Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth ... Let them be as cut in pieces.Psalm 58:6-7

They pray that God will convert the wicked into a slimy mess, like an aborted fetus.

As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun. Psalm 58:8

And when God answers their prayers, they will rejoice as they wash their feet in the blood of the wicked.

The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked. Psalm 58:10

It's all part of being a righteous pro-life Christian.


Unknown said...

Egad, I hope Christians don't read that and get ideas.

Wait, it's in the Bible. We're safe. They'll never find it.

11-year old Atheist-Libertarian said...

@Daniel If they read it will be ignored, also it is a prayer. Prayers never work unless it is coincidental.