When King Ahab passed by, the prophet (with his cool disguise) said to him:
Thy servant went out into the midst of the battle; and, behold, a man turned aside, and brought a man unto me, and said, Keep this man: if by any means he be missing, then shall thy life be for his life, or else thou shalt pay a talent of silver. And as thy servant was busy here and there, he was gone. 1 Kings 20.39-40aWhich, of course, was complete bullshit. God's prophet was not only crazy, but a liar, as well.
King Ahab played along, though, and said, "OK, whatever."
The king of Israel said unto him, So shall thy judgment be; thyself hast decided it. 20:40bThen the prophet wiped off the ashes on his face and revealed his true identity. He was a prophet! (It's really hard to tell a prophet when he has ashes on his face.)
He … took the ashes away from his face; and the king of Israel discerned him that he was of the prophets. 20.41And then the prophet told King Ahab the bad news. God was going to kill the king (and his family, of course) for letting king Benhadad live. (See 1 Kings 20.34)
Thus saith the LORD, Because thou hast let go out of thy hand a man whom I appointed to utter destruction, therefore thy life shall go for his life, and thy people for his people. 20.42And that's what happened. God carefully arranged things so that King Ahab would die while fighting the Syrians.
The battle increased that day: and the king [Ahab] was stayed up in his chariot against the Syrians, and died at even: and the blood ran out of the wound into the midst of the chariot. 22.35And that is God's last killing in 1 Kings 20. (Five in one chapter!)
God's next killing: 102 men burn to death for asking Elijah to come down from his hill
5 comments:
All the latest killings could have been prevented if the man'd smitten the prophet with an axe right at the beggining...
Now that is messed up :/
True, twilight, but what if he'd accidentally killed the prophet? What would God do, then?
Granted, the prophet, in real life, was probably a delusional nutcase who though God directed every course of his life (like a less-sympathetic Joan of Arc), but that still doesn't mean the Bible writers themselves had to write in a plot hole the size of freakin' Belgium.
Also, am I the only one here who, for the life of him, cannot make sense of what the prophet tells Ahab under his disguise? It's got so many references to so many different people who are never clarified that the whole thing's just one, big jumbled mess...
...kind of like the whole Bible, itself, in fact.
Well, Matthew: that god could not do anythings else, but trusting the case on another prophet of him. Then you smite that with the axe too and so on, until no more follower of that bastard remains, and that way you get rid of that god.
Things in the bible are already messed up enough with the god in it going around doing stuff, we don't need any other character going around doing things in his name.
Yeah; we've already got enough people doing that in today's world... ;-)
By the way, if there's anyone wondering who I am: I'm matt311 under a new name; hope you don't mind.
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