David killed every male in Edom

Chapter 80 in Drunk with Blood: God's killings in the Bible.

2 Samuel 8:13-14, 1 Kings 11:15-16, Psalm 60:1

Estimated Number Killed: 15,000 Syrian (or Edomite)soldiers plus every male in Edom (~50,000)

Syrians and Edomites

Table of God's killings

Who has killed more Satan or God?

God's next killing

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Bible Quiz Show

The 700 / 7000 horsemen thing in my last post reminded me of this fun NonStampCollector video.

Here are links to the contradictions mentioned in the video.

1. How long does God's anger last?

2. Does Yahweh tempt people?

3. Is salvation by faith alone?

4. Can God be seen?

5. Does Yahweh delight in burnt offerings?

6. Is God the author of evil?

7. According to Genesis, were humans created before the animals?

8. On the road to Damascus, did Paul's traveling companions hear the voice that spoke to Paul?

9. Will the earth last forever?

10. Is Jesus the only man to have ascended into heaven?

11. In Old Testament Law, were children to be punished for the sins of their fathers?

12. Does God ever get tired?

13. How many valiant men drew the sword for Israel as counted by Joab?

14. How many horsemen did David take ?

15. How much did David pay for the threshing floor?

16. How many men did the chief of David's captains kill?

17. When are two thieves one thief?

18. How many blind men did Jesus heal near Jericho?

19. How many women came to the tomb?

20. Whom did the women see at the tomb?

21. Are riches a curse or a blessing?

22. Did the temple curtain rip before or after Jesus died?

23. Who put the gorgeous purple robe on Jesus, Herod's soldiers or Pilate's soldiers?

24. Did Jesus curse the fig tree before or after driving the merchants from the temple?

25. Should homosexuals be killed or exiled?

26. Given that Quirinius became governor of Syria nine years after king Herod's death, was Jesus born during the reign of King Herod or the governorship of Quirinius?

27. When the women arrived at the tomb of Jesus, was the tomb opened or closed?

28. Did Judas die by hanging himself or by falling over in a field and having his guts fall out?

29. Is God the author of confusion?

And the crimes punishable by death in the Bible:

1. Fortune telling (Leviticus 20:27)

2. Hitting a parent (Exodus 21:15)

3. Cursing a parent (Leviticus 20:9)

4. Not listening to a priest (Deuteronomy 17:12)

5. Following another religion (Exodus 22:20)

6. Adultery (Leviticus 20:10)

7. Not seeking the Lord God of Israel (2 Chronicles 15:12-13)

8. Fornication (Leviticus 21:9)

9. Prophesying falsely (Zechariah 13:3)

10. Who has to kill a false prophet? (Zechariah 13:3)

11. Homosexuality (Leviticus 20:13)

12. Blasphemy (Leviticus 24:10-16)

13. Working on the Sabbath (Exodus 31:12-15)

14. Having a few people in your town worshiping another god (Deuteronomy 13:13-16)

The Lord gave David victory wherever he went

Chapter 79 in Drunk with Blood: God's killings in the Bible.

2 Samuel 8:5-6

Estimated Number Killed: 65,850 Syrians plus about 1000 Philistines

Table of God's killings

Who has killed more Satan or God?

God's next killing

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David killed Rechab and Baanah, cut off their hands and feet, and hung their bodies over the pool

Chapter 75 in Drunk with Blood: God's killings in the Bible.

2 Samuel 4:12

Number Killed: 2

Rachab and Baanah

Table of God's killings

Who has killed more Satan or God?

God's next killing

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Abraham's war to rescue Lot

Here's one that I forgot to add to God's list.

It's about two of God's favorite people: Abraham and Lot.

God gave Abraham (God called him "Abram" back then) pretty much everything on earth, as far as he could see.

The LORD said unto Abram … Lift up now thine eyes, and look from the place where thou art northward, and southward, and eastward, and westward … All the land which thou seest, to thee will I give it, and to thy seed for ever. Genesis 13:14-15

Lot had lots of stuff, too – too much stuff, in fact, to keep it all separate from Abraham’s.

Lot … had flocks, and herds, and tents. And the land was not able to bear them, that they might dwell together: for their substance was great, so that they could not dwell together. Genesis 13:5-6

So Lot decided to move to Sodom.

Abram dwelled in the land of Canaan, and Lot dwelled in … Sodom. Genesis 13:12

Soon after Lot got settled in Sodom, a war broke out between the kingdoms of Sodom and Gomorrah and some of the other local kingdoms. The Sodomites were defeated and Lot was taken prisoner.

They took Lot, Abram's brother's son, who dwelt in Sodom, and his goods, and departed. Genesis 14:12

That’s when Abraham got involved. He and 318 of his slaves took off after the anti-Sodomites.

And when Abram heard that his brother was taken captive, he armed his trained servants, born in his own house, three hundred and eighteen, and pursued them unto Dan. Genesis 14:14

And they “smote” the heck out of them, chasing them all the way to Damascus.

He and his servants … smote them, and pursued them unto Hobah, which is on the left hand of Damascus. Genesis 14:15

Abraham brought back Lot, the women, and the Sodomite stuff.

And he brought back all the goods, and also brought again his brother Lot, and his goods, and the women also, and the people. Genesis 14:16

When Abraham returned “from the slaughter,” the king of Sodom went out to greet him, along with Melchizedek, “the priest of the most high God,” who brought some bread and wine.

The king of Sodom went out to meet him after his return from the slaughter … And Melchizedek … brought forth bread and wine: and he was the priest of the most high God. Genesis 14:17-18

(Melchizedek, by the way, had no father or mother, no beginning or end, just like the Son of God.)

Without father, without mother, without descent, having neither beginning of days, nor end of life; but made like unto the Son of God. Hebrews 7:3

And Melchizedek thanked God for helping Abraham slaughter the anti-Sodomites.

Blessed be the most high God, which hath delivered thine enemies into thy hand. Genesis 14:20a

Then Abraham gave Melchizedek a tenth of all the stuff he got in the slaughter.

And he gave him tithes of all. Genesis 14:20b

A nice fee for such a puny prayer.

(I gave this the usual 1000 for a regular God-assisted slaughter.)

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David killed two-thirds of the Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest

Chapter 78 in Drunk with Blood: God's killings in the Bible.

2 Samuel 8:1-2

Estimated Number Killed: 667

Moabite POWs

Table of God's killings

Who has killed more Satan or God?

God's next killing

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The Bible verse that dare not speak its name

Chris Trumbull of Casper, Wyoming has painted a sign on his fence with a verse from the Bible. Here's what it looks like.

This is a verse that believer's never quote -- not even Fred Phelps, Steven Anderson, or Doug Wilson. It's as though it had been removed from the Bible. But it hasn't.

Here is what it says:

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13

Mr. Trumbull's interpretation is a bit weak, though. Leviticus 20:13 doesn't say: "To be gay = death." It says, "Kill homosexuals."

And not even Chris Trumbull is willing to say that.

It's time for believers to remove the verse that they cannot say out loud -- or just throw the whole damn Bible away.

What the Bible says about the Tea Party Movement

The Lord knoweth how to ... reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished: But chiefly them that ... despise government.

These ... speak evil of the things that they understand not.

They ... count it pleasure to riot in the day time. Spots they are and blemishes, sporting themselves with their own deceivings.

Beguiling unstable souls ... cursed children. 2 Peter 2:9-14

But then, some people interpret this passage differently.

The Morality of David: How to do what is right in the eyes of the Lord

If believers want to know what God thinks is right, they should look at the life of David. He is the gold standard of biblical morality.

How do we know that that? Because it says so in the Bible.

Everything David did "was right in the eyes of the Lord," except for one thing: "the matter of Uriah."

David did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, and turned not aside from any thing that he commanded him all the days of his life, save only in the matter of Uriah the Hittite. 1 Kings 15.5

So as long as we stay away from the Uriah affair, we can be absolutely certain that we are doing right in the eyes of the Lord whenever we follow David.

And since there are so many stories about David in the Bible, we can derive an infallible, Bible-based morality from them. That is what God wants us to do. That's why he put those stories in the Bible.

So let's get started.

Here are some of the things that we know are "right in the eyes of the Lord."

1. It's OK to kill people.

   As long as your killing is similar to one of David's, you can be sure that it's perfectly moral and that God will bless it.

   But before you start, check the context of David's killings to make sure that yours is OK with God.

   Here is a list of 22 killings that David either performed himself or had other people do for him. God approved of every one of them. He even helped out on many. It should be easy to find one to serve as a model for the killing that you have in mind.

   David or Elhanan killed Goliath	1Sam 17.51, 2Sam 21.19
   David killed 200 Philistines for their foreskins (to buy his first wife)	1Sam 18.27
   David slew the Philistines with a great slaughter	1Sam 19.8
   The Lord said to David, Go and smite the Philistines	1Sam 23:2-5
   David committed genocides for the Philistines	1Sam 27.8-11
   David spends the day killing Amalekites	1Sam 30:17
   David killed the messenger	2Sam 1.15
   David killed Rechab and Baanah, cut off their hands and feet, and hung their dead bodies over the pool	2Sam 4.12
   God helps David smite Philistines from the front and the rear	2Sam 5:19-25
   David killed 2/3 Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest	2Sam 8.2
   David killed 22,000 Syrians	2Sam 8.5
   David killed 18,000 Edomites in the Valley of Salt	2Sam 8.13, 1Kg 11.15-16, 1Chr 18.12
   David killed 47,000 Syrians	2Sam 10.18, 1Chr 19.18
   David's massacre of the Ammonites	2Sam 11.1, 1Chr 20.1
   David's army killed 20,000 Israelites	2Sam 18.7
   Adino killed 800 at one time with a spear	2Sam 23.8
   Eleazar the son of Dodo smote the Philistines with a great slaughter	2Sam 23.9-10, 1Chr 11.12-14
   Shammah slew the Philistines	2Sam 23.12
   Abishai killed 300 with his spear	2Sam 23.18
   Benaiah slew two lion-like men of Moah and a giant Egyptian	2Sam 23.20-21, 1Chr 11.22-23
   Solomon carries out the deathbed wish of his father David by having Joab murdered	1Kg 2.29-34
   Solomn has Shimei murdered (another of David's death bed wishes)	1Kg 2.44-46

2. It's OK to decapitate people after you kill them. (1 Samuel 17.51)

3. You can kill Philistines and Amalekites pretty much whenever you see them. Still, it's a good idea to ask God first. (1Sam 18.27, 19.8, 23:2-5, 30:17; 2Sam 5:19-25, 23.9-10, 23.12)

4. Moabites, Syrians, Edomites, Ammonites, and Egyptians are generally OK to kill, too. But some restrictions may apply. See your Bible for context, just to be sure. (2Sam 8.2, 8.5, 8.13, 10.18, 11.1)

5. It's OK to kill up to 200 men for their foreskins to pay for a wife. (1Sam 18.27)

6. You can have as many wives as you like. No one knows how many David had; no one needs to know how many you have either. (It's nobody's business but God's, and he approves of that sort of thing.) (1 Samuel 18:25-27, 25:39, 25:41-44, 2 Samuel 3:2-5, 5:13, 12:7-8)

7. Genocide is OK, at least when you are doing it for the Philistines. (1 Samuel 27:8-11)

8. It's OK to lie, if it will help you out of a difficult situation. (1 Samuel 21:2-8)

9. Cut off the hands and feet of executed people and hang their dead, mutilated bodies up for everyone to see. They make nice decorations. (2 Samuel 4:12)

10. Encourage others to kill people with disabilities -- like "the lame and the blind that are hated of David's soul." (2 Samuel 5:8)

11. A good rule to follow with prisoners of war is this: kill two-thirds of them and enslave the rest. (2 Samuel 8:2-3)

12. If your concubines have sex with your son in front of God and everybody (because God is punishing you for your adultery), just refuse to have any more sex with them and force them to "keep house" for you for the rest of their lives. (2 Samuel 20:3)

13. If God sends a famine, you might try killing the sons and grandsons of your predecessor and then hang their dead bodies up to God so that he will stop starving people to death. It worked for David. It should work for you too. (2 Samuel 21:1-9)

14. When you are old man and can't get any more heat, look around for a young virgin to "lie in your bosom" and "minister" to you so you can get your heat back. (1 Kings 1:1-4)

15. And when you are dying, be sure to ask your son to murder any enemies that you didn't get a chance to kill. No enemies left behind. That was David's rule; it should be yours, too. (1 Kings 2:1-9)

See how easy that was? It makes you feel sorry for all those atheists who have to actually think about what is right and wrong, doesn't it?

God's Top 50 Killings

Here is the list that I put together based on your ratings. Thanks for your help!

(See here for a complete list and estimated total for all of God's killings in the Bible.)

More information about God's killings, with a chapter on each of the 135 killing events, can be found int the book:

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1	God killed every first born Egyptian child	Ex 12:29-30
2	God sent two bears to rip apart 42 boys for making fun of a prophet's bald head	2Kg 2:23-24
3	God killed 14,700 for complaining about his killings	Num 16:49
4	The Amalekite genocide	1Sam 15:2-3
5	God killed 70,000 because David had a census that he (or Satan) inspired him to have	2Sam 24:15, 1Chr 21:14
6	God slowly killed David's baby boy to punish David for adultery	2Sam 12:14-18
7	Jephthah sacrifices his daughter to God as a burned offering (to pay him back for helping him slaughter 20 cities)	Jg 11:39
8	The Flood of Noah	Gen 7:23
9	When the people complained, God burned them to death	Num 11:1
10	Sodom and Gomorrah	Gen 19:24
11	God killed 50,070 for looking into the ark of the Lord	1Sam 6:19
12	God and Satan kill Job's children in a bet	Job 1:18-19
13	The opposing party is buried alive (with their families)	Num 16:27
14	Jeroboam's son: God kills another child	1Kg 14:17
15	Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a prayer contest	1Kg 18.22-40
16	God killed one million Ethiopians	2Chr 14:9-14
17	The Midianite Massacre: Have you saved the women alive?	Num 31:1-35
18	Onan for spilling his seed	Gen 38:10
19	The massacre of the peaceful, unsuspecting people	Jg 18.27
20	Who is on the Lord's side? (Family and friends are forced to kill each other because of Aaron's golden calf)	Ex 32:27-28
21	God made Jehoram's bowels fall out	2Chr 21:14-19
22	David killed 200 Philistines for their foreskins (to buy his first wife)	1Sam 18.27
23	Phinehas' double murder stops God's plague (after 14,000 were killed)	Num 25:1-11
24	God burns Aaron's sons to death for offering him "strange fire"	Lev 10:1-3
25	God sent snakes to bite people for complaining	Num 21:6
26	God commands a blasphemer to be stoned to death	Lev 24:10-23
27	God burned to death 102 men for asking Elijah to come down from his hill	2Kg 1:10-12
28	Herod was eaten by worms for not giving God the glory	Acts 12:23
29	God sent a lion to kill a man for not smiting a prophet	1Kg 20:35-36
30	God smote them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts	1Sam 5:1-12
31	God sent lions to eat those that don't fear him enough	2Kg 17:25-26
32	An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers	2Kg 19:34, Is 37:36
33	250 are burned to death for burning incense	Num 16:35
34	Achan and his family are stoned and burned to death	Jos 7:10-12, 24-26
35	Ananias and Sapphira were killed by God for not giving Peter all their money	Acts 5:1-10
36	God kills Ezekiel's wife and tells him not to mourn her death	Ezek 24:15-18
37	God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling	2Sam 6:6-7, 1Chr 13:9-10
38	Samson kills 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack	Jg 16:27-30
39	Ehud delivers a message from God: A knife blade into a fat man's belly	Jg 3:15-22
40	A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day	Num 15:32-35
41	Seventy heads in two heaps	2Kg 10:6-10
42	Samson murders 30 men for their clothes	Jg 14:19
43	Jehu assembles the followers of Baal and then slaughters them all	2Kg 10.18-25
44	God killed Nabal (and David got his wife and other stuff)	1Sam 25:38
45	Samson kills 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass	Jg 15:14-15
46	A holy civil war (called by rotting concubine body part messages)	Jg 20:35-37
47	Jeroboam's family: God kills a family	1Kg 15:29
48	God stops the sun so Joshua can kill in the daylight	Jos 10:10-11
49	Baasha's family and friends: God kills another family	1Kg 16:11-12
50	A tale of two prophets	1Kg 13:11-24

How many has God killed? (Complete list and estimated total)

I kill ... I wound ... I will make my arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh. -- Deuteronomy 32:39-42

The table shows two numbers: the number given by the Bible, if any, and an estimate, when no biblical number is available.

Much more information about God's killings, with a chapter on each of the 135 killing events, can be found int the book:

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The grand totals are shown below and at the end of the table.

Biblical number	2,476,636
Estimate	25 million

DWB Chapter	Killing Event	Scriptural Reference	Biblical number	Estimate
1	The Flood of Noah	Gen 7:23	-	20,000,000
2	Abraham's war to rescue Lot	Gen 14:17-19	-	1000
3	Sodom and Gomorrah	Gen 19:24	-	2,000
4	Lot's wife	Gen 19:26	1	1
5	Er for being wicked in the sight of the Lord	Gen 38:7	1	1
6	Onan for spilling his seed	Gen 38:10	1	1
7	God's seven year, world-wide famine	Gen 41:25-54	-	70,000
8	The seventh plague of Egypt: Hail	Ex 9:25	-	300,000
9	God killed all first born Egyptian children	Ex 12:29-30	-	500,000
10	God drowned the Egyptian army	Ex 14:8-26	600	5,000
11	Amalekites	Ex 17:13	-	1,000
12	Who is on the Lord's side?	Ex 32:27-28	3,000	3,000
13	God plagued the people because of Aaron's calf	Ex 32:35	-	1,000
14	God burns Aaron's sons to death	Lev 10:1-3	2	2
15	A blasphemer is stoned to death	Lev 24:10-23	1	1
16	God burned people to death for complaining	Num 11:1	-	100
17	God plagued the people for complaining about the food	Num 11:33	-	10,000
18	Ten scouts are killed for their honest report	Num 14:35-36	10	10
19	A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day	Num 15:32-35	1	1
20	The opposing party is buried alive (with their families)	Num 16:27	3	9
21	250 burned to death for burning incense	Num 16:35	250	250
22	For complaining about God's killings	Num 16:49	14,700	14,700
23	The massacre of the Aradites	Num 21:1-3	-	3,000
24	God sent snakes to bite people for complaining	Num 21:6	-	100
25	Phinehas' double murder: A killing to end God's killings	Num 25:1-11	24,002	24,002
26	The Midianite massacre: Have you saved the women alive?	Num 31:1-35	6	200,000
27	God slowly kills the Israelite army	Dt 2:14-16	-	500,000
28	God the giant killer	Dt 2:21-22	-	5,000
29	God hardens King Sihon's heart so he can kill him and all his people	Dt 2:33-34	1	5,000
30	Og and the men, women, and children of 60 cites	Dt 3:3-6	1	60,000
31	The Jericho Massacre	Jos 6:21	-	1,000
32	Achan and his family are stoned and burned to death	Jos 7:10-12, 24-26	1	5
33	The Ai massacre	Jos 8:1-25	12,000	12,000
34	God stops the sun so Joshua can kill in the daylight	Jos 10:10-11	-	5,000
35	Five kings killed and hung on trees	Jos 10:26	5	10,000
36	Joshua utterly destroys all that breathes as God commanded	Jos 10:28-42	7	7,000
37	Jabin, Jobab, and all the people of 20 cities	Jos 11:8-12	2	20,000
38	The Anakim: More giant killing	Jos 11:20-21	-	5,000
39	The Lord delivered the Canaanites and Perizzites	Jg 1:4	10,000	10,000
40	The Jerusalem Massacre	Jg 1:8	-	1,000
41	Five massacres, a wedding, and some God-proof iron chariots	Jg 1:9-25	-	5,000
42	The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim	Jg 3:7-10	1	1,000
43	Ehud delivers a message from God	Jg 3:15-22	1	1
44	God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites	Jg 3:28-29	10,000	10,000
45	Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox goad	Jg 3.31	600	600
46	Barak and God massacre the Canaanites	Jg 4:15-16	-	1,000
47	Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man's skull	Jg 4:18-22	1	1
48	Gideon's story: The Lord set every man's sword against his fellow	Jg 7:22	120,000	120,000
49	A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spirit	Jg 9:23-57	1,001	2,000
50	The Ammonite Massacre	Jg 11:32-33	-	20,000
51	Jephthah's Daughter	Jg 11:39	1	1
52	42,000 killed for failing the "shibboleth" test	Jg 12.4-7, Heb 11.32	42,000	42,000
53	Samson murders 30 men for their clothes	Jg 14:19	30	30
54	Samson kills 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass	Jg 15:14-15	1,000	1,000
55	Samson kills 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack	Jg 16:27-30	3,000	3,000
56	A holy civil war (called by rotting concubine body part messages)	Jg 20:35-37	65,100	65,100
57	The End of Judges: Two genocides and 200 stolen virgins	Jg 21.10-14	-	4,000
58	God kills Eli's sons along with 34,000 Israelite soldiers	1Sam 2:25, 1Sam 4:11	34,002	34,002
59	God smote them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts	1Sam 5:1-12	-	3,000
60	God killed 50,070 for looking into the ark of the Lord	1Sam 6:19	50,070	50,070
61	The Lord thundered great thunder upon the Philistines	1Sam 7:10-11	-	1,000
62	Another Ammonite Massacre (and another God-inspired body-part message)	1Sam 11:6-13	-	1,000
63	Jonathan's very fist slaughter (not counting the one before)	1Sam 14:12-14	20	20
64	God forces the Philistines to kill each other	1Sam 14:20	-	1,000
65	The Amalekite genocide	1Sam 15:2-3	-	10,000
66	Samuel hacks Agag to death before the Lord	1Sam 15:32-33	1	1
67	David or Elhanan killed Goliath	1Sam 17.51, 2Sam 21.19	1	1
68	David killed 200 Philistines for their foreskins (to buy his first wife)	1Sam 18.27	200	200
69	The Lord said to David, Go and smite the Philistines	1Sam 23:2-5	-	10,000
70	God killed Nabal (and David got his wife and other stuff)	1Sam 25:38	1	1
71	David committed genocides for the Philistines	1Sam 27.8-11	-	60,000
72	David spends the day killing Amalekites	1Sam 30:17	-	1,000
73	God kills Saul, his sons, and his men because Saul didn't kill all the Amalekites	1Sam 31:2, 1Chr 10:6	4	100
74	David killed the messenger	2Sam 1.15	1	1
75	David killed Rechab and Baanah, cut off their hands and feet, and hung up their dead bodies	2Sam 4.12	2	2
76	God helps David smite Philistines from the front and the rear	2Sam 5:19-25	-	2,000
77	God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling	2Sam 6:6-7, 1Chr 13:9-10	1	1
78	David killed 2/3 Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest	2Sam 8.2	-	667
79	The Lord gave David victory wherever he went	2Sam 8.5, 10.18	65,850	66,850
80	David killed every male in Edom	2Sam 8.13, 1Kg 11.15-16, 1Chr 18.12, Psalm 60:1	15,000	65,000
81	Thus did David unto all the children of Ammon	2Sam 11.1, 1Chr 20.1	-	1,000
82	God slowly kills a baby	2Sam 12:14-18	1	1
83	Famine and human sacrfice: Seven sons of Saul are hung up before the Lord	2Sam 21:1-9	7	3,000
84	David's mighty men and their amazing killings	2Sam 23, 1Chr 11	1,403	3,400
85	A couple hundred thousand die because David had a census	2Sam 24:15, 1Chr 21:14	70,000	200,000
86	Solomon carried out the deathbed wish of David by having Joab and Shimei murdered	1Kg 2:29-34, 2:44-46	2	2
87	A tale of two prophets	1Kg 13:11-24	1	1
88	Jeroboam's son: God kills another child	1Kg 14:17	1	1
89	Jeroboam's family	1Kg 15:29	-	10
90	Baasha's family and friends	1Kg 16:11-12	-	20
91	Zimri burns to death	1Kg 16.18-19	1	1
92	The drought of Elijah	1Kg 17.1, Lk 4.25, James 5.17-18	-	3,000
93	Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a prayer contest	1Kg 18.22-40	450	450
94	The first God-assisted slaughter of the Syrians	1Kg 20:20-21	-	10,000
95	God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling him a god of the hills	1Kg 20:28-29	100,000	100,000
96	God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a wall fall on them	1Kg 20:30	27,000	27,000
97	God sent a lion to kill a man for not smiting a prophet	1Kg 20:35-36	1	1
98	God kills Ahab for not killing a captured king	1Kg 20:42, 22:35	1	1
99	God burned to death 102 men for asking Elijah to come down from his hill	2Kg 1:10-12	102	102
100	God killed King Ahaziah for asking the wrong God	2Kg 1:16-17; 2Chr 22:7-9	1	1
101	God sent two bears to rip apart 42 boys for making fun of a prophet's bald head	2Kg 2:23-24	42	42
102	The Lord delivered the Moabites	2Kg 3:18-25	-	5,000
103	A skeptic is trampled to death	2Kg 7.2-20	1	1
104	Another seven year famine	2Kg 8:1	-	7,000
105	Jehoram of Israel	2Kg 9:24	1	1
106	Jezebel	2Kg 9:33-37	1	1
107	Ahab's sons: Seventy heads in two heaps	2Kg 10:6-10	70	70
108	Ahab's hometown family, friends, and priests	2Kg 10:11	-	20
109	Jehu killed Ahaziah's family	2Kg 10.12-13, 2Chr 22.7-9	42	42
110	Jehu and his partner kill the rest of Ahab's family	2Kg 10:17	-	20
111	Jehu assembles the followers of Baal and then slaughters them all	2Kg 10.18-25	-	1,000
112	Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen Athaliah	2Kg 11.17-20	2	2
113	God sends lions to eat those that don't fear him enough	2Kg 17:25-26	-	10
114	An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers	2Kg 19:34, Is 37:36	185,000	185,000
115	God caused Sennacherib to be killed by his sons	2Kg 19:37	1	1
116	Josiah killed all the priests of the high places	2Kg 23.20	-	100
117	Another holy war	1Chr 5:18-22	-	50,000
118	God killed a half million Israelite soldiers	2Chr 13:17-18	500,000	500,000
119	Jeroboam	2Chr 13:20	1	1
120	God killed a million Ethiopians	2Chr 14:9-14	1,000,000	1,000,000
121	Friendly Fire: God forced "a great multitude" to kill each other	2Chr 20:22-25	-	30,000
122	God made Jehoram's bowels fall out	2Chr 21:14-19	1	1
123	God killed Jehoram's sons	2Chr 22:1	-	3
124	Ahaziah (of Judah)	2Chr 22.7-9	1	1
125	Joash, the princes, and army of Judah	2Chr 24:20-25	1	10,000
126	God destroyed Amaziah	2Chr 25:15-27	1	1000
127	God smote Ahaz with the king of Syria	2Chr 28:1-5	-	10,000
128	God killed 120,000 valiant men for forsaking him	2Chr 28:6	120,000	120,000
129	The fall of Jerusalem	2Chr 36:16-17	-	10,000
130	God and Satan kill Job's children and slaves	Job 1:18-19	10	60
131	Hananiah	Jeremiah 28:15-16	1	1
132	Ezekiel's wife	Ezek 24:15-18	1	1
133	Annanias and Sapphira	Acts 5:1-10	2	2
134	Herod	Acts 12:23	1	1
135	Jesus	Rom 8:32, 1Pet 1.18-20	1	1
Total			2,476,636	24,634,205

Ahaziah (of Judah)

Chapter 124 in Drunk with Blood: God's killings in the Bible.

2 Chronicles 22.6-9

Number Killed: 1

Ahaziah (or Judah)

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